Sunday, November 16, 2014

Men's Physique: A Pageant for Boys

There's nothing masculine about men's physique.   Yeah... take steroids so you can be judged by closet homosexuals who will decide if you're aesthetic enough to go pro.  Aesthetic as in if your girly poses and cheesy smile can get their dick hard under that table.  In mens physique there is no clear cut rule on how to win.  Deductions on being too lean,  overly muscular and of course if you're more of a man instead of a woman will get you deducted.  Here's Kaden aka Vipergq dishing out the bullshit behind the scences of a men's physique pageant

New Cars Inc. San Diego Review

A Car Dealership that actually gives a shit.
Here are my reviews!

Sunday, November 9, 2014

YELP Filtered 110/168 of My Reviews

Yelp claims that their reviews are unbiased and usueded and only filtered using a specific Algorithm.  Well it seems that their Alien Technology has filtered 110 out of 168 of my honest yelp reviews.  These include places I've checked into and some that I've purchased deals from.  Despite all that their genius algorithm based filter managed to dump 65% of my reviews.  If you notice some of the 4.5 star locations have lower star ratings dumped into the "unrecommended reviews" section at the very bottom.  Now we wouldn't want to destroy those reputations now would we yelp.  Here's the link to my profile and check out my list:

Jay Cutler Embraces IIFYM & Owns Jerry Ward of Bios3training

Jerry Ward of Bios3training starts off the interview ready to team up with Jay Cutler to BASH IIFYM (if it fits your macros) diets... but that isn't how it turned out.  Jay Cutler actually agrees with IIFYM.  He even stated that he consumes sodas and candy corn during contest prep... Poor Jerry.  He now has to find other former Mr. Olympia Champs to back up his belief that IIFYM is inferior to bro style diets. 

Screen shots of Jerry's Response:

Yelp Fuckers Filter My Reviews

I write a review for this place on how I just bought the car and already I'm experiencing car problems.  Same day I wrote it I got a call from the owner... and at the same time my yelp review was filtered.  All I have to say is yelp is a bunch of fucktards ran by idiots named Dumb and Fuck that come up with some 3rd grade algorithm to randomly filter reviews.  The reason why I write reviews there instead of here is because I want to limit traffic specifically to the San Diego area.  Guess what,  thanks to yelp I'm going to have to write my review here where all the internet trolls live and my overall internet traffic is 100x more abundant.  All my reviews are safer written there than here.  Fuck you yelp you pieces of shit.

I have no problem with New Cars inc.  I previously gave them a 5 star review.  I'm simply pending a review after I receive it after service.  I didn't write anything negative about them.  My experience with them has been good. 

My Review on will be up by Tuesday.

Here's a traffic update for you
Suck my dick yelp. \/ \/ \/ \/ \/

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Craigslist Rachet Hoes

I swear some of the submissions are crazy.  Someone sent me in this screenshot of a rachet stealing another rachet's picture on craigslist. Yall need Jesus in yo life! To the guy who submitted this... wtf were you doing in this section of craigslist? 

Kylie Jenner's Lips: The Truth

Someone asked me to investigate Kyle Jenner's lips to judge whether they're natural or enhanced.  I feel like the Jason Blaha of the plastic surgery world.  Lol what dumbfucks.  Here are realtime pics, without filters, of her controversial lips.  You judge.  Seriously... who gives a flying fuck.  I did this  .  Only because someone paid me.  Deed done.