KEYBOARD WARRIOR OF THE WEEK: Falling RICE BALL

Lol BEWARE OF THE "FALLING RICE BALL"

When da fallin ryce bawll rollz in your suberrrbz youz bezzt runnn brah

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BULLSHIT Marketing Pictures

What's wrong with this picture?  Holy shit where do I start?  First off this asshole in the first picture isn't benching... he's posing on a bar with supposedly 405lbs on it.  You're damn right he's posing on in instead of benching it because everyone knows his bitch-ass needs to fake it.  Sorry bro all that flexing isn't going to make us believe shit.  As for the 2nd picture... 135lbs... really?  You have a picture of a guy faking that he can bench 405lbs and another picture of this bastard struggling with 135lbs... COME ON!  Now for the last picture... Who deadlifts less than what they BENCH?!  Failed attempt at motivation!

END OF THE HARLEM SHAKE: No Mas

Finally one of the most annoying and horrendously stupid trends has been put to an end by none other than a wise Mexican Mother.  I wish she can mass produce these belts and send it to everyone of these moron's mothers who made a dumb harlem shake video and give them a whooping!  DEATH TO THE HARLEM SHAKE!

MORON OF THE MONTH: Clinton, "I'm just waiting for a mate

Take a look at this cockeyed pudgy bastard... Does he honestly think that by sitting there in the passenger seat, on the curb WITH a flat tire and smashed front end can pass one by the cops?  He sits there calmly as if nothing happened and claims that he's "just waiting for a mate."  Shut your adipose collecting ass up you dumb bastard.  Drunk drivers don't need to have their license back ever!!! One offense is enough.  Don't worry buddy, you'll have plenty of mates in jail... y'all can do as much mating as you want.  Oh and you'll have plenty of time to study the dictionary like Malcom X.  By then you'll know the exact definition of "Definitive."