Craigslist Rachet Hoes

I swear some of the submissions are crazy.  Someone sent me in this screenshot of a rachet stealing another rachet's picture on craigslist. Yall need Jesus in yo life! To the guy who submitted this... wtf were you doing in this section of craigslist? 

KEYBOARD WARRIOR OF THE WEEK: Falling RICE BALL

Lol BEWARE OF THE "FALLING RICE BALL"

When da fallin ryce bawll rollz in your suberrrbz youz bezzt runnn brah

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MORON OF THE MONTH: Clinton, "I'm just waiting for a mate

Take a look at this cockeyed pudgy bastard... Does he honestly think that by sitting there in the passenger seat, on the curb WITH a flat tire and smashed front end can pass one by the cops?  He sits there calmly as if nothing happened and claims that he's "just waiting for a mate."  Shut your adipose collecting ass up you dumb bastard.  Drunk drivers don't need to have their license back ever!!! One offense is enough.  Don't worry buddy, you'll have plenty of mates in jail... y'all can do as much mating as you want.  Oh and you'll have plenty of time to study the dictionary like Malcom X.  By then you'll know the exact definition of "Definitive."