END OF THE HARLEM SHAKE: No Mas

Finally one of the most annoying and horrendously stupid trends has been put to an end by none other than a wise Mexican Mother.  I wish she can mass produce these belts and send it to everyone of these moron's mothers who made a dumb harlem shake video and give them a whooping!  DEATH TO THE HARLEM SHAKE!

MORON OF THE MONTH: Clinton, "I'm just waiting for a mate

Take a look at this cockeyed pudgy bastard... Does he honestly think that by sitting there in the passenger seat, on the curb WITH a flat tire and smashed front end can pass one by the cops?  He sits there calmly as if nothing happened and claims that he's "just waiting for a mate."  Shut your adipose collecting ass up you dumb bastard.  Drunk drivers don't need to have their license back ever!!! One offense is enough.  Don't worry buddy, you'll have plenty of mates in jail... y'all can do as much mating as you want.  Oh and you'll have plenty of time to study the dictionary like Malcom X.  By then you'll know the exact definition of "Definitive."

Moron of The Month: MrTantamount

This aesthetic god believes that he can lift "baby weights" that bodybuilders struggle with.  The only weight he seems to struggle with the "wait" to eat a decent and healthy meal.  He curls this weight with extremely poor form to prove... nothing.  If anything he proves how much of a virgin loner he is.  Here's to you MrTantamount and your kingdom of starwars figurines and soiled paper towel dreams!