Moron Of The Month: John Matko DOESN'T EVEN LIFT

I'm sick of personal trainers that look like shit.  If you're going to practice what you preach then don't look like some fucking cancer patient or shamu!

He enforces a no deadlift policy yet has recordings at the gym which, from what I understand, has a no recording policy. He has videos posted of him recording at the same gym he works at.  Hypocritical idiot right here fellas:

watch his videos before he takes them down.  Amazing pull ups.  Try some squats, calf raises, bench pressing, and deadlifts why don't cha!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFlWDKb02XIuUUgDkhW6AOw

Juice Cleansing Idiots

For some odd reason it's the morbidly obese individuals that come up with the most idiotic ways to lose weight.  For example the infamous "juice cleanse."  Do they really fail to understand the true nature of the liver and believe, without properly researching, that juice cleanses will magically make them detoxified and skinnier?  People like Shay Carl of Shayloss on youtube as well as Jumoke of Jumoketvfitness are advocates of these juice cleanses. Can one seriously believe that a juice cleanse defies the laws of thermodynamics?  Do you also believe that you can substitute the role of what your liver was meant to do with simple juices?  If so please share and of course don't forget to link us to your references.  Inb4 "It boosts your metabolism, but I can't really explain the mechanism behind it without citing some non-peer reviewed broscience resource"

GYM MORONS: Do You Even Lift? People who think they do

If you got to any gym, except for that pathetic lard lair called planet fitness, you're bound to find a few of these gym morons that think they lift.  These are the types of idiots that steal all the plates and grunt profusely thinking they have you fooled.  You tubs of shits aren't fooling anyone but yourself.