Low Carb Cory Stirs Up Shit and Gets Owned

Chelsea's Video On Bad Advice

A 30 year old's butt hurt response... he even posts a picture of a tombstone to make it dramatic.

Low carb cory is well known for going full potato when it comes to putting out videos.  He believes all types of publicity is good publicity.  I guess its good to be known as the guy who records his shit in a toilet, loves eating "CHOCALATE," who thought the world was going to end and has meltdowns more often than Jason Genova flexes.  He's also notorious for deleting his videos after he makes a fool out of himself.  A great example is his video calling out big j's extemefitness.  Read my past post on it.  Now he's trying to shove words down Chelsea of Chelsealifts mouth and defame her.  All for the sake of views.  If the YouTube fitness community ever needed a Jester to laugh at... I think we already know who would take the cake.

Juice Cleansing Idiots

For some odd reason it's the morbidly obese individuals that come up with the most idiotic ways to lose weight.  For example the infamous "juice cleanse."  Do they really fail to understand the true nature of the liver and believe, without properly researching, that juice cleanses will magically make them detoxified and skinnier?  People like Shay Carl of Shayloss on youtube as well as Jumoke of Jumoketvfitness are advocates of these juice cleanses. Can one seriously believe that a juice cleanse defies the laws of thermodynamics?  Do you also believe that you can substitute the role of what your liver was meant to do with simple juices?  If so please share and of course don't forget to link us to your references.  Inb4 "It boosts your metabolism, but I can't really explain the mechanism behind it without citing some non-peer reviewed broscience resource"

Durianriders Vs Justin Bieber... Looks equal to me!

Youtube's Hippy Green Goblin Durianriders is at it again.  This time he claims that viewers are asking him how he got that tricep shelf under his arm and continuously boasts about his lean-ness.  Taking a look between these two pictures (durianriders on the left and Justin Bieber on the right) it look like Bieber is more than man enough to take him on.  Durianriders is one to put his physique on the epitome of human aesthetics boasting that other YT guru's have fake or fluffed muscles due to the use of whey protein, stimulants, creatine and other supposed "muscle enhancers".  In a previous video he brags about his strength to weight ratio where he struggles benching his own bodyweight and failing horribly at 6 reps.  Then we look at other videos from beastbodybuilding and flexforall2 where they bench 1.5x their weight and going to 8 reps or more!  Speaking of beastbodybuilding, he did 11 reps while in a caloric deficit 1 week before competition.  That's one big STFU to durianriders.  I 

Moron of The Week: Durianriders

This crackhead looking tree huger has the audacity to compare his physique to that of Keith and Kevin Hodge of the Fasting Twins.  He proclaims that his body is a well oiled machine compared to that of bodybuilders.  He states that the use of stimulants makes an athlete NOT an athlete.  This 30 banana guzzling moron also predicts that in 5 years the twins will become OBESE, which can be attributed to an accumulation of cheat days that turn in to weeks, if not years.  If anything this skinny AIDs looking son of a bitch will be dead in 5 years due to a lack of braincells.

Moron rating:  5 out of 5 Cocks Up his ass... Do you even lift?