Confirmed: Paul Walker Dies In a Blazing Car Crash At The Age of 40

Paul Walker's agent confirms that he was killed in a car accident when his Porsche lost control and crashed into a tree outside of Santa Clarita, CA this Saturday Afternoon.  Unlike the Sonny Bono incident this one resulted in a fiery blaze! He was scheduled to appear for the Fast & Furious 6 world premier in London, England on May 7th.

Elliott Hulse Almost Cuts His Pinky OFF! *GRAPHIC*

In this video Elliott Hulse gets unchained and goes off on corporate slave owners.  Meanwhile 9minutes and 50seconds into the video Elliott forgets something important and nearly slices of his pinky.  Cuts right to the bone with this video!  check it out!

MORON OF THE MONTH: Clinton, "I'm just waiting for a mate

Take a look at this cockeyed pudgy bastard... Does he honestly think that by sitting there in the passenger seat, on the curb WITH a flat tire and smashed front end can pass one by the cops?  He sits there calmly as if nothing happened and claims that he's "just waiting for a mate."  Shut your adipose collecting ass up you dumb bastard.  Drunk drivers don't need to have their license back ever!!! One offense is enough.  Don't worry buddy, you'll have plenty of mates in jail... y'all can do as much mating as you want.  Oh and you'll have plenty of time to study the dictionary like Malcom X.  By then you'll know the exact definition of "Definitive."